Never been single before. Not sure where to start that kind of a life. Maybe it would be better to find someone and date them no matter what... Is it better to be half of a couple no matter how bad that relationship is?
Amazingly I am not depressed... which makes a change. Even though, on top of singlehood, I failed to achieve one of my impossible missions. Who thought getting five A+ grades in one college semester would be so tough!!!
Life seems like a string of endless tragedies so now I am going to lighten the boredom with a new mission: I will date several women simultaneously and put them through a series of tests, each week the loser will be dumped... it will be like a 'sex fest survivor' for sluts.
I think I need at least five girls to start with to make it worth while.
This will not be easy, but it isn't called Mission Easy now is it!!!
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